Elanory's Line of Bull

Tante Emma's Tenant had a Junkie Son. She ripped off all of her silver. "Elanory" told Emma her dog was a pure bred and should be shown. Elanory stealing Tante Emma blind! Not a Golden Retriever. Jimmy the Hernia.

Elanory went as far as to say she would take Tante Emma's mutt to the Westminster Dog Show for her. Any line of bullshit that came out of Elanory's mouth, Tante Emma believed. She was a sad, lonely old lady...